Peckert

Quotes
"AAH ITS JUST A GOD DAMN DODGE BALL *YAUGH*" ~Peckycaughtthesick

"I've spent my whole life doing fuck knows what for fuck knows who, now I feel I have a place amoungst friends" ~S3EP2

"I hereby bestow upon you the curse of MAGNA CARTA" ~Peckycaughtthesick

"we need some wheels, and wheels well have! (bestows pussy wagon)" ~S1EP5

Character Overview
Lance Peckerton was born in Michigan sometime in 1982 and lived relatively normal life, other than the fact his father was the founder of the Birdideon Church hosting The Bird Religion. The only thing Peckert had too do in order to follow this religion was wear a bird mask at almost all hours of the day (even during sleep), soon these churches spread all across the country and Peckerts father became rich in the process. Peckert had little admiration for his fathers church, instead he wanted to become a wizard and learn magic, so his father used a large chunk of his own earning to send Peckert to wizard school. In 2002 a 20 year old Peckert joined the Hogwarts School of Wizardry, he then realized that he enjoyed partying with the other students far more than actually learning magic so that is what he did most of his stay instead. The Head Master as not particularly happy about this and openly ridiculed Peckert for his behavior, so just to stick it to the head master, Peckert began learning and mastering science and developed a superweapon to defeat Harold Trotter in the duel that they had to do at the end of the school year to pass. In the final duel he unveiled his weapon that easily defeat Harold with a blast of "magic like energy" sending him flying into the backdrop, furious The Head Master attempted to kill Peckert with a magical explosive blast but in a split second Peckert shot his weapon at the magic blast deflecting it directly into The Head Master's face, killing him. Peckert was expelled and chased from the premises for his actions, he moved to Atlanta to clear his head and met the love of his life Helen Dorseline in a nightclub. Helen was drug runner for the nearby cartel owned by Francisco Holmes, Peckert was pressured to join the cartel under promise of money and running missions with his love Helen. They ran missions for a few months until Helen realized that she was pregnant with Peckerts child, it was then that they decided to attempt to run away from the cartel life for the protection of their child and future family together. Twelve months of hiding later Helens water broke and they boarded an ambulance in order to get to the hospital, the driver worked for the cartel and alerted them to the location of where he would be driving, they sent their number one hitman Abbey-Harbor Dodge. The ambulance was stopped and Peckert nearly escaped with his life, Helen who was stuck in the back of the ambulance was not so lucky, Abbey blew up the ambulance killing her instantly with the babies fate unknown. Peckert with nowhere to go was eventually returned to the cartel were he was told that if he ever tried to run again he would be killed as well. He ran solo missions across the world for a number of years, one such mission was in Vietnam in 2022 during the tide of the Nam War were he met a few brave soldiers on one of his runs saying that the Koreans had plans to blow up all of their enemies with a nuclear strike including the United States. Peckert decided to assist the soldiers even in the final assault on Cho Ching base where the soldiers would eventually fail to stop the nukes from launching and witness the destruction of modern day life before his very eyes. After some self reflection Peckert hitched a ride back to America on a supply boat, he came back to see the utter devastation of the nuclear attacks and the rise of racially superior nuclear altered Angmen otherwise known as "Rectangles". He returned to what was Atlanta to find that his cartel had not only survived but prospered during the nuclear war with more orders for their precious supplies that ever and nobody (but Peckert) to run them. When The Meat Wars erupted in 2056, Peckert ran supplies to both sides and made a fortune for The Holmes Cartel causing Peckert to rise through the ranks rather quickly eventually becoming Mr. Holmes's right hand man. By the end of The Meat Wars the Holmes Cartel established itself as one of the leading supply organizations across all of the new continent of "South Carolinia" and Mr. Holmes became one of the richest and most popular figures in the lawless frontier, with Peckert as his sole runner of supplies across the entire continent. When The Bean Wars started Peckert began to become overwhelmed by how many supplies he had to run so he insisted that Peckert only supply the side of The Beans, Holmes reluctantly agreed but was also made an enemy to La Resisance giving the cartel a lot of unneeded backlash. Peckert spent majority of his time traveling the continent building tunnels and familiarizing himself with the land for his runs to maximize efficiency. After The Bean Wars, Peckert put his foot down and demanded he no longer be a runner, severely crippling Mr. Holmes ability to get supplies out. As punishment Mr. Holmes assigned Peckert to look after his son Jeremiah Longtree AKA The Buyer, where Peckert wound up performing several crimes against the crippled government for the rest of his career. When Jackie G came into power as continental ruler of South Carolinia, Holmes became part of the group of powerful leaders known as The Thiccys where his son was meant to be put into the interdimensional prison initiative known as The Line to keep all of the menaces away from Jackie's rule. Peckert was assigned to go into The Line to keep an eye on Jeremiah and the rest of the interdimensional prisoners but little did Peckert know an individual would come back to show him the true meaning of life, his long thought to be dead son PeckyTHEPidgeon.

Abilities and Powers
Peckert learned a little bit of magic in Hogwarts but nothing insane, he knows some basic magic blast and blinding attacks but he would never be able to hold his own in a magic battle. He is a skilled scientist and engineer able to construct various machines and gadgets to give him the upper hand in combat or escape. He over just about every inch of South Carolinia and has the know how to get around dangerous or hazardous areas and is well informed on every type of civilization or faction living in the surrounding areas, considering he delivered to most of them at one point of another. He was also briefly trained in a martial arts form known as Kick-Kwan-Do and he even gained his purple belt in said training academy.

Notable Techniques
-Surprise Magic!: Peckert will scream the phrase "magic" to throw off an attacking individual and use the one blinding spell he knows to escape a dangerous situation e will also likely go invisible during this time.

-Killer Kick Kombo- Will use his rudimentary understanding of Kick-Kwan-Do to deliver a spree of carelessly thrown only-what-he-barely-remembers kind of kicks to your body doing a decent amount of damage.

-Boom Mage Gottem- It is not yet known what this attack does considering he has not even done it yet in the series.

-Boner: He delivers a magic spell giving the opponent a very painful erection that eventually kills them

Peckert is usually seen in a black and red Griffindor Hogwarts robe alongside his signature bird mask from his fathers religion and usually blue jeans to accompany.

Outfit
Peckert is usually seen with a black and red Griffindor robe with blue jeans and his signature bird mask from his fathers religeon.